2:46 PM: VP-bofh: Allah is most merciful 2:46 PM: VP-bofh: i shall spill infidel blood to celebrate Allah’s gift of regular expressions 2:51 PM: *** Signoff: dxtx (Quit) 2:52 PM: websloth: There are no regular expressions in ASP! The infidels shall all perish. God is good. Praise Allah. 2:57 PM: *** Bozoncea (Discobolul@mx56k-151.ms.fx.ro) has joined [...]

I just had a little 6-hour mail outage and I am not too happy about it. The problem was not sendmail, or networking. It was some DNS crap. That DNS crap did not keep the box from working but pretty much killed sendmail (it just sat dumb, queing all traffic). At least the tech support [...]

This was my payback for paying full admission price for Anger Management. Bulletproof Monk rocked so frickin hard that it just, like, rocked goddamit. Great “wire-fu” all around and overall a really entertaining action movie.

Funny how I always complain to Ivette that as heavy as the latin population is around DC, I never get to meet anyone from Puerto Rico. Everybody seems to be from Mexico and El Salvador. Last night I found out there is a married couple living maybe 3 miles from me. Not only are they [...]

Worst.Adam.Sandler.Movie.Ever.

(this guy messaged in private even if he was explicitly told to not do so…) 6:06 PM: Sevanb2: hello? 6:07 PM: VP-bofh: faggot 6:09 PM: Sevanb2: FUCK YOUR MOTHER 6:09 PM: VP-bofh: faggot x 2 6:10 PM: Sevanb2: FUCK YOUR MOTHER x 2 ok? I asked you a question now don;t get all high and [...]

This movie makes Akira look like a Saturday morning cartoon. The WTF???? factor is at least 35% higher than either Akira or Ghost in the Shell. The music was a bit off-key and intrussive during the first few minutes, but looking back I am thinking this was done on purpose to make the viewer unconfortable [...]

(this is a long-time ban that keeps trying to sneak back into #asp. He/she is pissed because of the ban and is messaging me in private…) 11:34 AM: CEP: fuck VP-bofh (that would be fuck *me*) 11:36 AM: VP-bofh: why? 11:36 AM: *** Permission Denied: Insufficient privileges (obviously the kill command won’t save me out [...]

Now here’s a surprise: Would you believe me if I tell you this movie rocked? Well, it did. It was AWESOME. Maybe I needed the comic relief, but that movie was just hillarious. Funnier still is I was probably the youngest guy in the theater, and as far as I could tell everybody thought it [...]

Not bad for an 80-minute movie. It would have been better had my cell phone not blown to bits when I got stuck switching seats because some bimbo with a hairdo that looked like a palm tree sat right in front of me. Took a minute to find the battery but I could not find [...]